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The Reasonable Consumer

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I think I'm a reasonable consumer. Reasonable in my expectations and reasonable in my behaviour. As such, I take umbrage at Sony choosing to speak for me. The electronics giant is currently fighting a class action lawsuit in the US which argues that the PlayStation Store's disclosures do not comply with the US' strict laws regarding digital ownership. Sony has been accused of being unclear about the ownership rights that are afforded to customers when they make a digital purchase. Sony has countered that its Terms & Conditions clearly state that "virtual content is licensed, not owned", though you do have to read several hundred words into the T&Cs before you'll find that point. (Thanks to Eurogamer for those details). Sony has disingenuously claimed that "most reasonable consumers would not be misled" by their disclosures, and would understand that digital purchases do not equate to digital ownership. Basically, we "reasonable consumer...

Metal Gear Solid 4: War is Silly

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Old Snake cautiously emerges from a bombed-out building. The occupants of what was once a family home are nowhere to be found, the casualties of another proxy war.  It's all very grim. Shades of brown and grey, the power of PlayStation 3. The safety is off and Snake's knife is unsheathed, ready to meet the threat that is just about to appear from around the corner. A patrolling guard approaches and Snake raises his blade, ready to pounce. This unfortunate individual is one more step away from meeting a violent end at the hands of one of the deadliest men that have ever lived.   *** MASSIVE FART SOUNDS *** Someone is doing a big wet shite in the oil drum just behind the patrolling soldier. He moves away from the still-hidden Snake to investigate the groans and sounds of flatulence that are increasing in ferocity. There are no courtesy flushes on the battlefield. He yanks the oil drum away to reveal our soon-to-be-ally, and general shit-artist, Johnny Sasaki, his dirty arse...