Six Months of iPhone Gaming
It’s been six months since I first got an iPhone. I’d not had much interest in Apple products previously,
being unimpressed by their design, frustrated by a succession of faulty iPods
and repulsed by the trendy iOS crowd with their haircuts and snazzy trousers.
Even still, I was happy to accept the offer of a free upgrade to a 4S earlier
this year and have been enjoying smartphoning and well-kept hair ever since.
I had hoped to use my new phone as a gaming device, but a
mix of video game snobbery, a love of home consoles and the arrival of the PS
Vita in February resulted in my black rectangle being neglected as a gaming
platform. I did make an effort in those first few days, downloading and even
paying for Game Dev Story. Unfortunately, I never got past the screen where you
christen your game, and thus Timesplitters 4 remains but a dream.
I tried Metal Gear Solid Touch Lite-on Fun, which was
absolutely riveting and thankfully free. The first few levels of Ghost Trick
also came without charge but remain un-played, as has Sonic Racing. I tried
Jukebeat, a rhythmical reminder of time wasted in Akihabara arcades, but I quickly
packed it in, concerned that I might end up with a finger through the screen
during a vigorous tapping session. Fruit Ninja was going for free a couple of
weeks back and it was certainly fun while it lasted: two or three extended sessions
spread over a quiet weekend.
I'm not a complete cheapskate, having made a couple of
69p purchases since January. I spent my coppers on Grand Theft Auto 3, curious
to see what it looked like running on a handheld, but I was content to abandon
it once the high quality of the transfer had been established. Burnout Crash
cost less than a loaf of bread, or 70p's worth of mushrooms, and may yet get a
look-in on a future train journey. Draw Something is the only game-like app
that I have put any significant time into - I enjoyed a month of grotesque scribblings
of celebrities and colourful phalluses, but I haven’t touched it since.
Game Dev Story (I think) |
Although I have not played many iOS games, I have been
using my iPhone for other gaming related activities. Being able to check my
trophies on the go via the PlayStation App was fun for a while and the Mass
Effect 3 Datapad taught me all about Asari reproduction and humanity's rise to
prominence in the galaxy, though it failed to explain how Miranda gets into
that jumpsuit. It has also been my podcast player, providing company on those days
when I must plough through the pile of paperwork on my desk. I had stopped
listening to video game podcasts two and a half years ago, having decided that they
were all a bit shit, but I have since rediscovered the 8-4 cast, started
listening to Shack News' Weekend Confirmed as well as the Eurogamer show. When
I'm feeling particularly narcissistic, I'll listen to myself on the Critical Gamer podcast and laugh at my own jokes.
I have also found plenty of non-gaming uses for my
iMachine. Twitter is my main distraction, as I feel compelled to check it every
twenty minutes for witty retorts and mentions. The quality of the camera means
that I'm now much more likely to post pictures of video games, alcohol, or
games with alcohol; sometimes I'll even tweet a picture of a dog driving a car. The Japanese dictionary Kotoba is a brilliant piece of
software and there is always something entertaining on the BBC iPlayer.
Although I haven't played as many games on my iPhone as I
thought I would, I have been won over by the 4S and convinced of its merits as
a multimedia device. If I’m looking to indulge in portable gaming, it’ll be on
my game-dedicated Vita or 3DS XS. However, when I want to catch up on a podcast
or find out what the weather is like in Nairobi, then I’ll be reaching for my
iPhone.
To say it in internet...
ReplyDeleteDedicated game systems > cell phones > dedicated game systems made by Nintendo for people who speak English.
My phone does alright around here. It's months ahead of the real systems on Pinball Arcade tables, so the phone is best at something I actually need done, which I'm guessing is rare for a core gamer/cell phone relationship.
Sounds about right, in internet speak.
DeleteI'm sure i'd game more on my phone if I had a train commute. If I were back in Tokyo, I'd probably be on my 3rd playthrough of Game Dev Story by now.
I love my iPhone for being able to use twitter and browse the web on the go, but I never play games on it anymore. My favorites were Mirror's Edge and Cut the Rope, but most games I download I usually stop playing in a day. Music I do on my iPod, but I do use my iPhone for watching TV shows during mindnumbing cardio workouts.
ReplyDeleteTwitter has become the main function for my iPhone, aside from calling and texting of course! I also keep my music on my old 80GB iPod - i'd never get it all on my phone.
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